Click HERE for George Carlin's all-time best bit.
On a side note, I think the most ferocious variety of every animal should get the "Grizzly" prefix before its name (e.g. Grizzly Chicken, Grizzly Sheep, etc.)
If you were a fish in the ocean and you got a paper cut, it would hurt like hell all the time.
You will never meet the most reclusive person in the world.
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Wouldn't it be nearly (or completely) impossible to get a paper cut underwater? Any paper would turn limp and flimsy in the water, and be rendered incapable of cutting anyone's skin. At least I think it would go that way...
ReplyDeleteAgreed on the "Grizzly" prefix, fo sho.
what do you know about paper? shut up.
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